totallyfubar:

civ3tta:

totallyfubar:

Every time I drink all of my movements begin to look like an interpretive dance routine

imageThis is all that came to mind.

That’s about right

jadefef:

HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING

(Source: goahime, via deerworld)

more bullshit with my mom today...

offensed:

squirrrelygirly:

so today, I woke up bright and early at 9am, and my mom had the fucking nerve to cook eggs. in our house. the smell wafted up into my room and it instantly put me on edge. I’m vegan and I actually only eat nuts (squirrelkin) and she KNOWS THIS. we have some…

legfruit:

i like how gay dudes in my experience start out like “this guy is very good looking” when they first start to accept their sexuality and then it progresses to like “his dick is a nuclear warhead and my asshole is the nevada desert circa 1957”

(via deerworld)